101 Chat Up lines - Part 2

"I may not be the best looking bloke/girl, but I'm the only one here talking to you."

"Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile."

"Wow, are those real?"

"Are you wearing mirrored pants? Cos I can see myself in them tonight."

"Cor, babe, you've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon!"

"Hi, my name is ****, how do you like me so far?"

"If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?"

"I'm Welsh. Do you have any Welsh in you? Would you like some?"

"If I pet you, would you follow me home?"

"Haven't we met, I hardly recognise you with your clothes on?"

"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss, but down under."

"I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car."

"I hope you know first aid, because you take my breath away!"

"I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven."

"You look really hot! You must be the real reason for global warming."

"Are those space pants? Because your bum looks out of this world!"

"I am a magical being, take off your bra."

"I've just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas."

"I feel like Richard Gere and I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!"

"Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it."

"Wow, this is amazing, this is the first time every one of my 32 personalities found you cute!"

"When God made you, he was showing off."

"Did the Lord steal the thunder from the skies and put them in your thighs?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little."

"Excuse me, do you live around here often?"

"Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead say no."

"Would you like to see me naked?"

"I'm not trying anything on, I always put my hands there."

"Hello, here's 20 quid. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me."

"Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

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