The Value of Roof Preading

On the "CycleAware" helmet-mounted mirror: "Remember: Objects in the mirror are actually behind you." 

On a large folding cardboard sunshade for car windscreens: "Do not attempt to operate vehicle with sunshade in place." 

On a car lock which loops around both the clutch pedal and the steering wheel: "Warning - Remove lock before driving."

In the instructions for a Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." 

On a packet of juggling balls: "This product contains small granules under 3 millimeters. Not suitable for children under the age of 14 years in Europe or 8 years in the USA." 

On a packet of Nytol sleeping tablets: "Warning: may cause drowsiness." 

On a packet of peanuts served on an internal flight in China (written in both English and Chinese): "Open packet and eat contents." 

On 500g packets of Sainsbury's peanuts: "Contains nuts." 

Seen on a camera: "This camera only works when there is a film inside." 

On a bottle of flavored milk drink: "After opening, keep upright." 

On a Rowenta iron: "Warning! Never iron clothes on the body!" 

On a can of windscreen de-icing spray: "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." 

On a can of insect spray: "Kills all kinds of insects! Warning: this spray is harmful to bees." 

A different brand of insect spray: "Kills flies, wasps, mosquitoes, midges, and other flying insects.  Not tested on animals." 

On an ocean buoy for determining the position of submarines: "Protect from seawater." 

On a Halloween Batman costume: "This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly." 

On Tesco's tirimisu desert - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) 

on Marks & Spencer bread pudding - product will be hot after heating 

on packaging for a Rowenta iron - do not iron clothes on body 

on Boot's children's cough medicine - do not drive car or operate machinery 

on a korean kitchen knife - warning: keep out of children 

on a string of chinese made christmas lights - for indoor or outdoor use only. 

on a japanese food processor - not to be used for the other use. 

on a swedish chainsaw - do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. 


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